Sunday, October 26, 2008

Twist socialists and capitalists

Karl Marx and Frederick Engels said in the opening of the Communist Manifesto, “The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.”

The term socialist has been bandied about lately. While our government is busy nationalizing failed industries we have politicians fighting over who is the least socialist.

We are all socialists.

It isn’t possible to have a large powerful government and claim you still are a free market economy. When the government becomes involved in the economy they will be looking for reasons other than free markets to spread their largess.

Perhaps government could work better if they used free market principles, but just as Adam Smith preached incentives as the key to free markets, we would need to come up with incentives to get the government to behave as a free market.

Our founders believed democracy could work as the incentive for elected officials. Since then elected officials have been successfully changing the system to reduce the influence of the vote.

As Smith wrote in the Wealth of Nations, “The whole, or almost the whole public revenue, is in most countries employed in maintaining unproductive hands. Such are the people who compose a numerous and splendid court, a great ecclesiastical establishment, [and] great fleets and armies.”



With our large economy (3.10 trillion budget in 2009 – not including supplemental bills for the war in Iraq and Afghanistan) we are left with a hybrid economy, capitalism and socialism all mixed in together, with the decision on which will gain prominence by which best benefits those in power at the time.

As the recent bailout has shown on a grand scale, we now capitalize profits and socialize losses.

It hasn’t always been so. The wealth created during the United States’ Gilded Age led to a move from a government-controlled economy to laissez-faire free market.

Following Black Tuesday in 1929 the government moved away from an unfettered free market economy into a socialized concept of the government stimulating and regulating the economy. The Great Depression demonstrated the dangers of un-checked free-market economics, when capitalists went for short-term gain.



The New Deal economy started by Franklin Roosevelt was trickle-up economy. Help those at the bottom who will then have capital to buy goods from the market. Corporations would compete over the capital of the working class.

We became the premier economic world power with trickle-up economics.

Lately McCain supports have been constantly repeating their Plumber Joe mantra how you cannot penalize corporations because they create jobs.

Corporations have never created jobs. Consumers create jobs. Corporations respond to the needs of consumers. If a corporation quits because taxes are too high, a more parsimonious corporation steps in, hires the employees and takes over where the last corporation existed, calculating the higher taxes into the price of their goods.

As long as the consumer creates a market, corporations will fill the need. If not Peet’s then Starbucks, if not Dell then Apple, if not Yahoo! then Google.

The bourgeoisie owned politicians and weren’t going to watch government largess go to working class forever.

In the 1980s a new concept of socialized economics came to America. We took a shot at economist Arthur Laffer’s ideas of supply-side economics -- better known as trickle-down.

This worked well for the political class. Giving benefits to the bourgeoisie was more in their self-interest than giving to the proletariats. Those with spare capital were much better at showing their appreciation than those without (especially as unions lost power – remember the air-traffic controllers?)

The trickle-down concept was simple. If you socialize those at the top of the economy, their buckets will fill, and the benefits will trickle down to the rest, stimulating the economy.

One thing supply-siders didn’t count on was the owner of the buckets having the means to buy bigger buckets. Our economy has spent the last few decades trying to determine if there is a limit to how big of a bucket the rich will use.

We’ve found there isn’t.

Despite how much goes into the top of the buckets, the trickle keeps getting smaller and weaker, with the top end of the economic ladder getting more and more of the socialized benefits.



Trickle-up works the same, but only the opposite.

To stimulate the economy you give the benefits to the lower rungs of the ladder, they will then turn around and spend the capital on the most competitive corporations.

The ideal way to stimulate an economy would fly-over trickle-up economics. You fly over populated areas dumping buckets of money out of small planes.

When money falls out of the sky, people have a strong desire to spend it quickly. It burns a hole in their pockets.

While stimulating through the rich results in a trickle of money getting into the economy, stimulating the non-rich results in close to a 100 percent of the money quickly returning to the economy.

Most Americans would argue fly-over trickle-up is unfair. We Americas are tied to fairness doctrines. We can use the tax system to work as the fly-over. It won’t be as effective, but it will pass the fairness doctrine.

If our government decided it needs to stimulate the economy, the question isn’t are they going to spreads the wealth, but rather whom it is going to spread it to?

They can either spread it to the top of the economic ladder and hope it will trickle down, or they can spread it to the working class, and know the free market will spread it up to the most deserving corporations.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Remember the HufPo

“The open mind never acts: when we have done our utmost to arrive at a reasonable conclusion, we still - must close our minds for the moment with a snap, and act dogmatically on our conclusions”
--George Bernard Shaw

If Mr. Shaw is right, then you have to wonder how Arianna Huffington has managed to achieve her many accomplishments.

Huffington has spent a career all over the political map. She has changed her views more often than a little girl changes party dresses before her sixth birthday party.

Huffington first gained prominence in her adopted England (she was born Arianna Stassinopoulos in Athens, Greece) as the first elected female president of the Cambridge Union, anti-feminist author, and girlfriend of The Times columnist Bernard Levin, 22 years her senior.

After a breakup from Levin she would leave for the United States, and be seen on the arm with then California Governor Jerry Brown prior to his relationship with Linda Ronstadt.

At a party in New York she met oil millionaire Michael Huffington, a friend of the Bush family and a conservative politician. After their marriage he ran successfully for Congress, but then lost in a senate race to Diane Feinstein in 1994. He spent $28 million of his own money on the senate race.

During her marriage Arianna was a favorite of conservative radio and television. Her Gabor-sister accent worked well as a counter-point to liberal pundits. Columns by Arianna often appeared in the conservative National Review.

In 1997 Michael and Arianna divorced. A year later Michael announcing his bisexuality. Terms of the divorce were not revealed, but Arianna has led an elite life with only limited source of income besides what came from the divorce.

Arianne co-hosted a public radio show titled Left, Right & Center, a show were she has spent time comfortably sitting in each of the three seats. By the California recall and gubernatorial election in 2003, Huffington was a moderate, and ran for governor as an independent, coming in fifth after withdrawing from the race with three weeks remaining.

“I left the Republican Party [because] my views of the role of government changed. I used to think that the private sector would solve many of the major problems we are facing--poverty, inequality. And then I saw firsthand that this wasn't going to happen.”

By the time Huffington started the HuffingtonPost in 2005, she was then sitting in the Left seat, with HUfPo being one of the premier liberal blog sites on the Internet.

She says her change from moderate to liberal had much to do with the treatment of Sen. John Kerry when he ran for President in 2004. Many of her posts on her Web site have been warnings against potential “swift-boating” by the GOP in 2008.

Much like her political convictions, Huffington’s style is constantly growing and changing. She is developing a Web friendly writing style, with shorter paragraphs and numerous links to outside sources. Her posts generally lack frills, and get right to the point.

In her most recent column, she summarizes John McCain’s campaign:

McCain's campaign was all about experience -- until he picked Palin. It was all about putting country first -- until he picked Palin. It was all about the success of the surge -- until everyone from General Petraeus and the authors of the latest NIE made it clear that victory in Iraq exists only in McCain's and Palin's stump speeches. It was all about William Ayers -- until voters rejected that line of attack. It was all about national security -- until the economy collapsed.


HufPo is the fourth most linked to Web site, according to Technorati.

“People still marvel at her ability to keep reinventing herself,” says Washington Post and CNN media critic Howard Kurtz. “But even skeptics recognize that she has built something in the Huffington Post. She’s no longer the political gadfly trying to sell herself. Now she’s selling something much larger.”

HufPo is dominated by blogs by her many friends and associates, with none of the bloggers getting paid for their writings. Comedian Tracey Ullman imitates Huffington is her comedy routine, asking her to write for the site: “Daaahling, would you like to blaaagh?”

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Friday, October 10, 2008

Battle for the soul of the sixties just getting started

It’s been four decades since the battle over the 1960s to determine the direction of the country. The kids from the era are grown, grandparents, AARP members, but still fighting the same old fights.


National politics remains a battle between the doves and the hawks, with the battle lines determined during the Vietnam War and the Siege of Chicago.

The factions remain the same, but what has changed in 2008 is the team that is winning the latest skirmish.

After years in the hinderlands, away from the power in D.C. the Clean for Gene crowd have finally found their Messiah and are prepared to follow him to the halls of power.

The struggle in the sixties can be encapsulated as a clash between the two sides’ lovable losers: Barry Goldwater representing the hawks and Eugene McCarthy representing the doves.

The kids that followed these two real mavericks are now the sometimes power brokers in the Democratic and Republican parties, but remain the “America, love it or leave it” crowd versus the “Make love not war” gang.

Neither side has the slightest idea what the opposition is all about.

Take for instance the controversy over William Ayers. One side thinks living within a three-block radius of his residency is enough to disqualify a Presidential candidate. The other side sees Ayers as a 60s hero. Classic -- failure to communicate.

The “I’m with Barry” crowd of 1964 learned a lesson from their huge defeat in 1964, but the “Clean with Gene” crowd weren’t nearly as quick to crack the books as their Republican counterparts after their big defeat at Chicago68.

The Goldwater kids were trainable: Nixon wasn’t the One, but he was going to be the One for the time. They managed to go to the capital and learn about how to work the system.

The McCarthy followers were named Clean for Gene in 1968 because many of the followers were youth who cut their hair, replaced their sandals with shoes, and put away their beads and flowers to canvas for McCarthy.

After their loss in 1968 the Clean for Gene crowd went home to run for their local water districts and city councils, assuming all they had to do was bide their time and pay some dues.

The McCarthyites would occasionally show up in national elections, but always with poor results – George McGovern, ABC (Anybody But Carter), Governor Moonbeam, Teddy Kennedy, John B. Anderson, Walter Mondale, Michael Dukakis, and John Kerry.

The Democratic party winners since the 1960s, Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton, were hardly the Clean for Gene types. Both were moderate Southern governors who took off the 1960s. They weren’t even in Chicago, damn it.

Meanwhile the Goldwaterites had found their man, the heir apparent to Goldwater, but much better at the getting elected part: Ronald Reagan.

While 1976 was too early for the Gipper, by 1980, everything was perfect, and all fractions of the Republican party were in line to get Ronnie elected, and for them, it was Morning in America.

One thing Ronnie could do better than Goldwater, Nixon, Pete McCloskey, Nelson Rockefeller, George Romney, Gerald Ford, or any other GOP wannabe, was pander. Ronnie was everything to everybody and combined all the remnants of the party behind a cause, with that cause being getting Ronald Reagan elected.

Their party’s problem was a lack of a Ronnie Jr.

Bush the Elder served as Ronnie’s VP, but the Grand Old Party served with Ronnie, they knew Ronnie, he was a friend of theirs, and Pappy Bush was no Ronald Reagan.

Bush was from the rather small but sometimes powerful Kennebunkport segment of the GOP.

Still, they’d grown accustomed to their Georgetown brownstones, and really didn’t want to give them up for ideology. They could handle one term of Bush, but heck if they were going to work hard for him against some Arkansas governor.

To get back to their Georgetown brownstones, the GOP was going to have to be trained by the enemy: William Jefferson Clinton. They went looking for their own Bubba, and found him right next door to Clinton's old stomping ground in Arkansas.

Who would have imagined Ronnie Jr. would be none other than Pappy Bush’s Texas boy? He had the pandering to the groups down cold, and he would let the old Goldwater gang do what they wanted.

Then came John.

It was finally John McCain’s turn. McCain wrote in his memoirs, “I admired him [Barry Goldwater] to the point of reverence.” Surprise, surprise! Eight years of George Bush has torn apart the Grand Old Party that has nothing left for the oldest and loyalist of the Goldwater gang.

He tried to pander. Even his sacrificing his VP pick to the base wasn’t enough for the old hands. One thing they had learned is patience. With the country in such bad shape – caused by their own hands – Palin in ’12 could be their Ronnie III (or is that Goldwater IV?)

Everybody knew it was the end of the line, for Big John.

The Democratic party in Ott-Eight was having their own mini-battle over the soul of their party. Hillary was no Clean for Gene type. She even dared to write in her memoirs, “I liked Senator Goldwater because he was rugged individualist who swam against the political tide.”

Former Senator Tom Daschle never forgot his first love. As a 20 year old, then not even old enough to vote, he was there at O’Hare airport greeting Eugene McCarthy in 1968, the last great moment for the Clean with Gene crowd. Daschle had no need to get clean for Gene -- he was an ROTCer at South Dakota State University -- but the feelings from the tarmac in Chicago stayed with him for 40 years.

Daschle went looking for his own Ronnie Reagan and found him in Barrack Obama. It seemed a strange choice: inexperienced, a product of the Chicago Daly machine, African American, a funny name, young, and not involved in the sixties at all, but who would have thought the heir to Goldwater would come from the Bedtime for Bonzo movie (and not be the chimp.)

The Clean for Gene crowd now have their own Reagan Jr. ready to lead them to the promised-land, and surprisingly enough it looks like it is going to work.

And it only took 40 years.

The only thing the Goldwater/Reagan/Bush gang hadn’t counted on is the drop in value on their Georgetown brownstones. Will they sell them to their old nemesis, the Clean for Gene crowd, and take a chance they’ll still be in the tank in four years, or will they hold onto them hoping for Palin ’12?

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Cup of Tea in Tennessee

We welcome you to Tennessee. There is a break in the action at the cricket match between the Gujranwala Goatherders and the Bahawalpur Buccaneers while they take a break for tea, here at ESPN 13, we will bring you a new event on ESPN 13, The Cup of Tea in Tennessee debate, between John McCain and Barrack Obama. We are thrilled to have as our commentators: Howard Cosell and George Foreman.

Foreman: It’s really a thrill to be here at Belmont U to announce this bout between Sen. John McCain and Sen. Barrack Obama, Howard, doesn’t this remind you of the bout between the bruiser Sonny Liston and the dancer Cassius Clay?

Cosell: George, I was thinking more of the epic battle told to me by my ancestors: Goliath and David, but in this case, David enters the ring as the favorite over the hulking Goliath. After their first fight, The Lippy in Mississippi, they finished in a dead heat, but McCain has been showing his glass jaw the last few weeks. It should be thrilling to watch the longer reach of Obama versus the experience and up-off-the-canvasness of McCain.

Foreman: But the undercard, Smokin’ Joe Biden and Sarah “The Barracuda” Palin, the Rattatouille in St. Louey, gave McCain some room to fight, didn’t it?

Cosell: She is pushing McCain to go below the belt. It will be intriguing to see if the long-time referee Tom Brokaw will allow any below the belt punches.

Foreman: The two fighters are coming out to the ring now. They go ahead with the Boxer Handshake, and no staring down with these two.

Cosell: Because of their first fight, where McCain barely looked at Obama, there was some concern about how the handshake would go.

Foreman: As expected, round one dealt with the bailout. Obama was talking about the Great Depression and energy. McCain also talked about energy.

Cosell: What is fascinating to me is they both seem to be channeling the populism of perennial Presidential candidate William Jennings Bryan. Someone should tell them he lost every election. Luckily no talk of Cross of Gold.

Foreman: I’d have to give that round to Obama, as the original populist.

Cosell: I’ll agree with you George. McCain was dilatory to the show.

Foreman: Round two was still about the economy with both candidates trying to apply blame.

Cosell: With Obama disparagement of the administration, McCain had to go into a co-blame rope-a-dope strategy. It’s ardorous going for McCain, having to hoist the excess weight of his Bush belt around the ring. Obama looked much bouyant on his feet and able to slip McCain’s haymaker punches.

Foreman: You gotta dance with who brought ya. I’d say that round wasn’t even close. Looks like we have Obama up two to zero on rounds. Round three deals with priorities.

Cosell: More rope-a-dope from McCain. He refused to prioritize while Obama easily followed the referee’s tutelage. Looks like another round for Obama. McCain did get in a late jab with the $3 million overhead projector which Obama failed to counterpunch, but did manage to bring up JFK.

Foreman: At the end of that round Referee Brokaw had to warn both fighters they needed to go to neutral corners after the bell. The fourth round is about sacrifice and it will be an interesting round to watch.

Cosell: Just as expected, both candidates stayed with a populist vision of no sacrifice for the folks. McCain mentioned across the board freezes, but that was spending, not sacrifices for the folks. I’d have to call that round a draw, making the standing 3-0-1. McCain is going to have to start scoring soon in this 12 round bout.

Foreman: I was shocked when Obama mentioned “High on the Hog.” You think that was a reference to McCain’s running mate? McCain didn’t mention the reference, but did come back with a comparison of Obama to Herbert Hoover. We are on to round five and entitlements.

Cosell: Obama said he won’t do anything in the next two years, but he will get to it before the four years are up. McCain says fixing Social Security is easy but fails to say how. Perhaps it is like my old friend Richard Nixon’s secret plan to win in Vietnam. I’m giving that round to McCain because I want to hear his secret. That makes it 3-1-1.

Foreman: This round could be a tricky one for McCain, with the subject being climate change.

Cosell: Got to give this round to McCain. He was much more specific about drilling and nuclear power. He even pronounced nuclear correctly, showing his maverick spirit, splitting from President Bush and his own running mate. McCain is starting to catch up with the score now 3-2-1.

Foreman: Round seven is dealing with health care. McCain said health care is a responsibility while Obama said it is a right.

Cosell: This could be were McCain loses the fight. He was going with a populist vision, but then suddenly switched gears and went to Adam Smith. This isn’t a good time to be a free marketer. He’s going to need to throw a knock out in the next few rounds or Obama will probably win this match on points.

Foreman: As we get to the end of the match, we are getting into foreign affairs. This round ended up being about Iraq.

Cosell: Obama’s rabbit punches seemed to have McCain on the ropes. While McCain continued to try and sucker punch with Obama not admitting the surge is a success, Obama countered with “Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran” and McCain saying Iraq would be easy. No way McCain can recover. He looks flabbergasted.

Foreman: With the match 5-2-1, McCain will have to go for the knockout.

Cosell: ZZZZZZ
Foreman: ZZZZZZ

Cosell: We missed the last four rounds, but with them dealing with Pakistan Russia, Iran, and the candidates faults, we are sure we didn’t miss anything. We’ll just call them draw.

Foreman: With no final flurry, the match finished with the scorecard of 5-2-5, and it will be on to the Adieu at Hofstra U and the rubber match.

Cosell: They’ll be throwing out the Marquees of Queensberry rules for that. Watch for some low blows and less of the pitty-pat punches we saw tonight. McCain is going to have to listen to his running mate and go with some of the Ayers and Wright jabs.

Foreman: Obama has made no secret if McCain brings up that kind of stuff he will counterpunch with Keating and Todd Palin anti-American separatist group.

That’s it from Belmont University. We will see you in New York for the Adieu at Hofstra U. Now it is back to exciting cricket match between the Gujranwala Goatherders and the Bahawalpur Buccaneers here in ESPN 13.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Papa Bear still the Alpha Dog


The O’Reilly Factor is one of the highest rated television shows on cable, but you wouldn’t know it by asking college kids about the show. The Factor is off the radar on many college campuses.

The Colbert Report is a satire of the O’Reilly Factor, but many young people manage to enjoy the Colbert Report without having ever watched the O’Reilly Factor. The unintentional humor from the Factor is not as compelling for the kids as Colbert’s intentional humor.

According to the Pew Research Center, 58 percent of the Factor’s viewers are over 50. The Report only has 22 percent of its viewers over 50 and the Daily Show only 23 percent.

Cable and Radio Talk Show Audiences: An Ideological Profile
Regularly watch or listenConservativesModerateLiberal
O’Reilly Factor66243
The Daily Show222445
Colbert Report144536
Pew Research Center

Not watching the Factor, viewers of the Colbert Report are missing chunks of Stephen Colbert’s humor.

The W∅RD on the Colbert Report is great fun with the bullet points on the screen talking behind the back of the host, but the sarcasm will be better appreciated by watching O’Reilly trying to pretend he isn’t reading from a teleprompter by acting like a junior-high kid trying not to plagerize.

How can you not love a show that advertises itself as the no-spin zone, yet makes it's viewers dizzy? O’Reilly was one of Bush’s main butt boys right up until the Presidents approval ratings dropped below 30 percent.

Colbert couldn’t be funnier than O’Reilly this week in his “interview” with Congressman Barney Frank, who currently heads the House of Representative Finance Committee. Who can’t enjoy O’Reilly telling a member of the U.S. Congress to “Stop the crap” and Frank calling O’Reilly boorish?



There are a few parts of the Factor that the Report hasn’t tried to copy that can be hilarious.

The Factor uses two different types of correspondents: The washed up hacks and the young blonde experts.

The hacks are highlighted by Former Bushie Karl “Able to leap subpoenas in a single bound” Rove, Professional Clinton hater Dick “Toe Sucker” Morris, Pollster Frank “Leading questions” Lutz and Comedian Dennis “BillO still laughs at my jokes” Miller.


Hey BillO, Alberto Gonzales not available?

There are others such as Stratfor founder Dr. George Friedman who is considered a geopolitical expert despite being wrong on every significant geopolitical issue over the last decade, and Newt Gingrich, who is worried gays getting married will hurt the sanctity of marriage while his having three wives (so far) can only strengthen the institution of marriage.

The fact that so many O'Reilly Factor experts are battling well below the Mendoza Line for procrastination shouldn't give anyone the idea they can’t be experts going forward.

Fox in general and O’Reilly in particular are worried about their older demographics. The O’Reilly Factor is the highest rated news show on cable, but advertisers aren’t all that interested in their older viewer.

In the big push to appeal to the kids – specifically the young males and lesbians – they have combed the earth looking for hot expertise on a variety of subjects.

Bill O specifically liked the 20something blondes with big teeth:


Occasionally he will have a brunette on for diversity sake, but you can tell Bill’s heart just isn’t in it. He gets giddy as a teenager when talking to his group of blondes. He is his happiest when he can get two hot blondes arguing with each other while simultaneously saying Bill is always right.

The college kids should love the O'Reilly Factor and Fox in general. There are amble drinking games involved in both. Every time O'Reilly says "shut up" or claims he is a "moderate", take a drink. While "fair and balanced" comes up way to often for the kids to avoid alcohol poisoning, just restrict the drinking to times a hot blonde correspondent says Fox is "fair and balanced."

Colbert Report has a lot more intentional fun – often at BillO’s expense – but when Colbert goes off on one of his far too numerous vacations, why not take a turn at watching the original article?

Do it for the poor blondes.